Conspiracy Theories 1101: Larry Stylinson & The Teen Choice Awards

The past few days have been an absolute whirlwind for your esteemed professors. Not only did they get credited by the likes of Breatheheavy, US Weekly and Bustle, but they also got discredited by ET. Just remember, students, the public scoffed at Galileo once.

In today’s lecture, the professors guide you through their experience at the 2017 Teen Choice Awards. While no one showed up, the professors (who are also spies) used their unique skill set to wander backstage and onto the red carpet. They report back on their findings.

Next, they examine the most important conspiracy theory of this decade thus far: the existence of Larry Stylinson.

Please find your reading list here.

Pop Emergency: Parks and Wrecks/ Halsey’s Weird Edition

Dear students: due to the profound and disturbing dissolution of Anna Faris’s and Chris Pratt’s marriage, we invite you to attend our office hours. We’d like to help you work through this confusing time.

We also draw your attention to an important issue: Halsey’s secret Harry Styles ~stan~ past. If you think we’re extra, just you wait.